Nothing will make you feel older than having kids. You have to start acting responsible, you wind up becoming very concerned over shit that no one cares about (for instance, this article), and if all else fails, your children will not hesitate to tell you how old and uncool you have become. It’s become a running gag in my house.
Daughter: My friends think you’re really cool.
Me: Oh yeah? Well, I guess I fooled the shit out of them, huh?
Daughter: Boy, I’ll say.
Pretty funny, huh? My daughter thought so too, although she may feel differently about it now. I’ll let you know what she has to say about it once they let her out of the convent.Continue reading