I’ve done a lot of screwy stuff in the name of providing (alleged) entertainment on this site. I’ve asked celebrities to thank me for giving them herpes, asked a rock band to make me a Reuben sandwich, and just recently I have undertaken the learning of a useless language. But I have gone above and beyond this time. Honestly, you should start saving up your money and sexual favors now, because when you find out what I did, you’ll surely want to shower me with both. I sat through an entire showing of the Cats movie.