It’s A Pretty Robust Area

I am not repulsed by my vulva, or anyone else’s. However, I don’t need to see yarn or anything coming out of anyone’s vagina to be sure that I can handle the existence of female anatomy.

This is what I call “tampon in a teacup” art. Some people think just because you dip your vagina into something or take something out of it, that makes it art. Is my husband’s dick art? Man would he be pissed if he found out his dick had taken on a special artistic “meaning” because it touched my vagina. But he doesn’t like talking about his dick in front of mixed company. Oops.

I just made an embroidered gift for a female friend. I am absolutely certain that if I told her the thread had spent some time in my vagina, or that I just rubbed my vagina on the finished product, she wouldn’t think it made the gift any more meaningful or attractive, just that I needed to be taken off the Christmas exchange list.