Posts Tagged ‘What Good Are You?’

Make That A Double(mint)

I don't always drink myself stupid in public, but when I do, I chew Wrigley's Doublemint.

I was in the grocery store today when I noticed the guy in front of me was buying two things: A fifth of whiskey and a pack of gum. It’s admirable, in a strange way. Here’s a guy who fucking owns his secret drinking. “Sure, I get whore-walloping drunk by 2:00 PM, but I don’t need to […]

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