Awesome Headline of the Week
From MSNBC.com, “Arizona man hospitalized after shooting penis.” I love this headline because it makes you want to read the article at the same time it makes you want to not read the article. You’d hate to ruin the mental picture it gives you, but you’ve just got to check out the details for yourself. Did his penis surprise him in the dark? Maybe he’d had a drunken argument with it. Or maybe it was an incredibly poorly thought out insurance scam. Shit, now I’ve gotta look.
Ok, now I’m glad I looked. The presence of a pink handgun and the advice of 911 to “apply direct pressure” was totally worth it.
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