Definitely Scratch The Hippo
Anyone who read this week’s Weekly Hypothetical will be glad to know that I haven’t dropped the subject. Research is ongoing, and if there is a change in my choice of potential animal-kingdom-friends-with-benefits-selected-under-duress I will let you know immediately. You will be glad to know that the hippo has really, really, really been scratched off of my list. Jesus, they’re almost as bad as my daughter.