The Ayds Diet Plan
Ok, giggle all you want about the incongruous name of the “diet candy” in this commercial. I’ve got bigger fish to fry. For instance, guys, if you ever feel the urge to take a picture of your wife while uttering the words, “Gotta get a shot of this! You’re eating less!” you are about to experience a pole lamp to the groin. The more you know!
Yeah, guys, what he said.
I doubt men were that stupid back when this ad was made, but advertising people were clueless.
Never mind the pole lamp, I would be more inclined to put your camera where the sun don’t shine.
Yeah, if it were me, I’d grab the camera and say, “Hey, taste, chew, and enjoy this motherfucker!”
I am suspicious, those chocolate” diet pills look an awful lot like chocolate Exlax “candies”….
Hey, that makes you lose weight too! Don’t be picky!
I think the apple bra commercial that I watched afterward was almost as disturbing. Was that the precursor to ‘melons?’
Yes, the progression is board (as in, flat as a), mosquito bumps, apples, and then melons.
Everybody wants Ayds! 😀
And their testicles removed at a great velocity when the wife realises what a prick you are! 😀
Little known fact: the end scene in that commercial was actually the real life death scene of Steven Spielberg’s idiot brother Earl.
You should ask them how much Ayds you need for a family of five.
Ayds is better dealt with by taste and smell.
My ex once told me she wanted me to be vocal about her weight to give her the incentive to stay focused.
While I had fun with it for a couple of weeks, she soon lashed out at me, despite being the one who asked for it.
I wish I had thought of the picture comment. WoW! You’re eating less.
That is a rough equivalent of “does this make my butt look fat?” Just run for the hills, my friend.