Mailing It In

In the span of eleven days, I’ve got my wedding anniversary, my wife’s birthday, both of my brother’s birthdays, and Mother’s Day. As you can imagine, this keeps me pretty fucking busy when you consider that I still have to go to work, be a father for my kids, a husband for my wife, and still find time to drink a case and a half of malt liquor each day.

So what does that mean for you, dear reader? Videos. Lots and lots of messed up videos, like this one from classic movie Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. (Headphones if you’re at work.)