If you’re too young to remember the 80’s, God how I envy you. Not for your youth (although I wouldn’t mind being in my twenties again), but because you missed shit like this, the Wendy’s Hot Drink Training Video. And yes, shit like this was commonplace in the 80’s. Really. It’s no coincidence that the 80’s was when I started drinking.

Update: Fuck, it looks like Youtube is having issues with embedded videos. People are complaining everywhere. On the internet. Shocking, I know.

Update #2: I called Youtube and threatened bodily harm unless people could see the Wendy’s Hot Drinks Training Video, and now everything’s fine. You’re welcome.

Just the other day I was thinking to myself, “I haven’t gotten any unsolicited emails from random strangers lately. I wonder if I’ve scared them all away?” And then Justin Taylor came to the rescue, letting me know that not only was my web site not fulfilling its potential, but that my competitors are gaining as a result, and will soon be squabbling over who gets to strip the last quivering piece of flesh from my pathetic, non-SEO-using bones. Continue reading