Your Cat Is A Doper!
I spent the night attending a lecture by Harvard theoretical physicist Lisa Randall, because that’s how I roll, yo. Some people like to get high out of their minds, I like to get high out of my mind and attend physics lectures. Just kidding, I wasn’t high. I’m not the kind of dope-fiend that finds it necessary to warp my reality in order to deal with it, unlike your ordinary house cat. (Seriously, this made me giggle my ass off like I was back in college…)