The Totally NSFW Cartoon From The Roaring Twenties
And you people think I’m fucked up. This cartoon was produced in the 20’s. As in the 1920’s. And it proves my long standing theory that cartoonists are sick, dirty, perverted heroin addicts that animate smut for dope money. On the plus side, this cartoon taught me that women hide alarm clocks in their personal zone, which could come in handy wakeup-call-wise.
(Note: The sound is 100% a-ok (it’s just piano music), so if you’re watching it at work, you don’t need headphones. But if anyone catches you watching this, you will become a richly deserving social pariah.)
So THAT’S why unicycles were invented.
And knotholes.
Was that a crab?
Yes. They had some serious fucking crabs back in the day.
Snakes totally don’t fuck that way.
I completely thought that to myself, too.
Right? It’s creepy enough those fuckers can move as fast as a Mercedes without benefit of either legs or an engine. The idea that they have sexy bits to rub together is just too much.
Snakes kissing is also a little hard to take.
Snakes may not fuck that way, but they are randy little motherfuckers. They’re into orgies and shit.
It’s pretty rare to watch something and not be able to decide which part of it was the most disturbing.
Although, I seriously just shit an intact piece of onion, so … no, that video is still more disturbing.
I think we ought to call for the immediate forced sterilization of all cartoonists so that this will never happen again.