You Got Screwed

Kevin, from Always Home and Uncool, asked me to do a guest post for DadCentric recently, and I agreed, slapping together the usual collection of dick jokes, treasonous statements, and death threats to local weathermen. Having sent that on its way, I began to wander around the internet looking for filthy hardcore action involving barely legal teens something to inspire me to write a post for my own site. Instead, I found something rather unexpected.

Way back in September of last year, I wrote a post about having run across a sword wielding maniac in a minivan. Just a few minutes ago I randomly happened across this mug shot of an individual who was found by county sheriffs on that very day, less than thirty minutes from my house, fucking around with a samurai sword:

Friends don't let friends play with tattoo machines while under the influence of LSD.

Friends don’t let friends play with tattoo machines while under the influence of LSD.

That can’t be a coincidence, can it? Actually, I hope it is because a quick search of the Arizona Inmate Locator shows that this person is not currently incarcerated, and I doubt he’s reformed and gone on to a rewarding career in baby photography. This lunatic could be stalking me as we speak.

It’s a chilling thought, and one that makes me glad that I protect my anonymity on this site.

– Al Gore